The good news is, I got the lawn mowed on Saturday.
The bad news is, it took me half the damn day to get the mower started. Next time it pulls this shit, I'm gonna set it on fire.
The good news is, I discovered where the bees are coming from.
The bad news is, I discovered it when I ran over their ground nest with the lawn mower and was swarmed by yellowjackets. Those stings hurt. Anybody know where I can buy some napalm?
The good news is, after having the plumbing worked on, the washer is no longer leaking out of the stand pipe.
The bad news is, now it's leaking someplace closer to the floor.
The good news is, I didn't have to water the garden this weekend.
The bad news is, that's because it started raining buckets on Saturday night and has not yet stopped.
I think I'm just going to write this past weekend off and move on. How was your weekend?