Okay, let me say right up front, I don't even begin to understand some of the stuff they sell at the dollar store.
Take, for example, this charming little porcelain nativity scene.
Cute, right? But wait - what's that little bow in the front? Are you supposed to open it?
Why, yes; yes you are. It's a nativity that doubles as ... a trinket box? A used gum holder? A place to stash your coke?
The possibilities are endless.
Let's take a closer look at the baby Jesus, shall we?
"What child is this", indeed. What the hell? Is that ... is that blood on his little cradle?
Oh, great. Now all I can think about is that old movie It's Alive. Thanks, Dollar Store!
May visions of cheesy seventies horror films dance in your head.
Merry Christmas, everybody!