Okay, first off, scroll down to read about how AFLAC salespeople are the scum of the earth.
Now, on to Freaky Friday!
I picked up this lion at the three-things-for-ten-bucks booth in an Ithaca antique store*.
I've got a thing for cool shit with big teeth, evidently.
*The Ithaca Antique Center, to be precise. I will gladly give them a free plug here, because their store is AWESOME.