Ah, alliteration. What a great way to annoy people.
This toy was one of my pity purchases:
He sat in a dusty corner of the antiques store for so long that I finally couldn't stand it anymore, bought him, and brought him home. And now he's commandeered the remote.
I'll bet they sell a lot of stuff that way. "Hmmmm, let's see, how can we make this look more pathetic?"
Here's a bowl that a local artist made:
I like the teeth.
Stay tuned, because later on today I hope to put up a Public Service Announcement regarding Frontline!* I KNOW! You can't wait!
*Preview: It doesn't work.