Well, my computer's in the shop for the third time in two days. And I'm beginning to intensely dislike computer dudes; they ACT like they're the king turds of shit mountain, but when you ask them to actually FIX the problem you're paying them to repair, they just shrug their shoulders, like, "what do you want ME to do?"
I want you to FIX IT, asshole. And if you shrug your shoulders one more time, I'm gonna go postal on your butt.
I'll be back as soon as I can. Miss you!