So, I was in a Walmart checkout line yesterday afternoon, when I noticed that every other person in line was a guy with flowers and candy and a Valentine's day card.
And my first thought was, really? Walmart? You're not even trying, dudes.
And then I was all, well, look at you! You're shopping at Walmart, too, so what's the big deal?
The big deal is, I was not buying flowers and candy and a card for my damn LOVED ONE, is the big deal.
Honestly? If I was dating a guy, and he brought me Valentine's day flowers with a big ol' Walmart UPC sticker on the side of the wrapper?
I'd seriously have to re-evaluate the relationship.
Because to me, "Walmart" equals "cheap".
Yeah, yeah, I shop there too, but not for shit that matters. Not for shit that is supposed to mean something to someone else.
But! Maybe it's just me. What say ye: Flowers from Walmart for Valentines day: Yea or Nay?
Oh! And in other news, for Valentine's day my cats brought me a bright red cardinal, which they had dismembered from one end of the hallway to the other by the time I woke up this morning.
At least they put in an effort.