... the first bumpersticker on the Kia will be "Jesus is coming. Look busy."
Yeah, yeah, I know, it's not that hot, but it's the best I've found lately.
Oh! And here's a question! I never actually put bumperstickers ON a car bumper, because I'm afraid they'll damage the paint. So I always just put them in the rear window. So! Do bumperstickers actually damage the paint, or do they peel off with no problem when you're sick of them? Just curious.
And! I'm still taking bumpersticker suggestions, if anybody's got anything good.