Now, on to Freaky Friday! Do you guys remember that movie "Carrie", based on the book by Stephen King, where Sissy Spacek played a teenager beset by ALL KINDS of f*cked-up problems, namely that she could basically kill people with her mind?
And there was that scene where her mother locks her in the closet and tells her to pray? Now, I don't remember if there WAS actually a Jesus nightlight in the closet, or if there was just a red light bulb that shone on a figure of Jesus, it's been a long time since I saw that flick, but I saw this nightlight, and I thought, "Carrie's closet!"
Yes, that's a giant clamshell behind Him. And smaller shells in front. I'm still trying to figure out the shell motif. Was Jesus crucified at the beach? 'Cause I don't think I remember that part.
Oh, but it's even better at NIGHT:
Dun dun DUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!
I will tell you right now, if anybody ever tries to break into my house through the kitchen, they're gonna see that thing on the counter and turn right back around. I know I would, anyway.
I love my Jesus nightlight.