So, I'm leafing through the coupon supplement of last Sunday's paper (yes, I know it's Tuesday. These things take time), and I come across an ad for Land O'Frost ... something.
What is Land O'Frost? Well, let's see, according to the ad, it's a brand of "Great Tasting Lunchmeat".
Really? Lunchmeat? Land O'Frost?
Because when I look at that name, all I can think of is freezer burn. Of the several months-old, ice-encrusted packages of sliced ham and pastrami that are no doubt residing in the back of my freezer right now, because God knows I never clean that sucker out.
Yum ... freezer burnt pastrami ...
I think it is safe to say I will not be buying any Land O'Frost products any time soon. If I want cold-scorched deli meat, I've already got some at home, thankyouverymuch.
Oh! And another ill-advised product name! "Turkey Hill" ice cream.
For some reason, when I think of "Turkey Hill", I think of a crap-encrusted hill out in a turkey pen somewhere. I DO NOT WANT turkey crap in my ice cream.
How about you? Any product you won't buy because the name is so ... unfortunate?