Because there was a fifty-dollar bust in one of our accounts that it took me TWO FLIPPIN' HOURS to find, and because right now I feel a little loopy, let me show you my shoes.
I saw these shoes at a thrift store a while ago, and they were five bucks, which is more than I would normally pay for used shoes, but they were so damn cute, I said to myself, "If they fit, I'm gonna spend the five bucks," and lo and behold they fit, so I spent five bucks on used shoes.
I think they make me look like somebody on The Waltons. Or, you know, somebody-on-The- Waltons' feet. At least, I hope they do. And I hope it's not Jim Bob.
See what a fifty-dollar account bust does to you? It makes you post pics of five-dollar shoes on line and pretend you're on The Waltons.
Oh wait, maybe that's just me.