See his right ear? THAT'S why he's going to the vet's tonight.
And let me say right now, I feel PRETTY DAMN STUPID taking a cat to the vet's for a case of "Droopy-Ear".
(Actually, a quick glance at that wall calendar also reveals that it's not like I have anything better to do, so there's that ...)
ANYway, his ears have always been messed up, and now that one ear has started to DROOP, and he DOES have a heart murmur, and I swear to GOD, this is how strange I am, I'm all, like, "what if Droopy-Ear is a sign of diminished blood flow due to a worsening heart murmur? WHAT IF he's about to stroke out, and I could have prevented it if I had JUST PAID ATTENTION to the Droopy-Ear Syndrome ..."
Hahahahaha it's a barrel of laughs around my place, guys. Come on over!
So of course I call the vet's, and when I described the Droopy-Ear, the vet tech, instead of laughing and telling me to GET A LIFE, already, is all, "Oh, you'd better bring him in so the vet can take a look at him", because, COME ON, this is how they make their money, off of dipshits like me, so
we are going to the vet's tonight. The Runt with Droopy-Ear, and Little Girl with Scootchy-Butt.