I'm beginning to think that The Runt may not be a cat at all. I'm beginning to think he's an alien from another planet.
First off, just look at his baby pictures. He doesn't look like a cat at all - he looks like some kind of mutant alien baby:
Add to that the fact that he's got an extra row of teeth, that he stares at the ceiling all the time, that he has a heart murmur ... maybe instead of a heart, he's got some kind of alien engine? Because just look at his new best friend:
See that car? See The Runt up on the windshield, HUGGING THE CAR? He's all, "are you my mommy?"
Does he hang out on his nice soft cat bed? No. On the couch? No. On the nine kabillion kitty-resting-places in the house? NO. He cuddles with the car.
Here's another look:
"I love you, Miss Kia."
Poor guy. He thinks he's found the mothership, and if he justs waits long enough, it'll beam him up to his home planet.
Aw, Runt. I hope you'll stay here with me for a while.