Freaky Friday!

Okay, so I had several contenders for this week's Freaky Friday, among them:

1. Me doing dishes, as suggested by an earlier post.

2. My new three-hundred-and-eighty-four dollar toilet. *sob*

3. The beheaded baby bunny I found in the garage this morning. (1)

None of them seemed quite right, so I decided to continue with the garden theme as found in last week's Freaky Friday.

Here's some stuff you would find as you walked toward my front door:




That dude above stands guard at the foot of the path that leads to my door. If you press a button in his chest he roars and moves his head back and forth, which is pretty cool.

.... with a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound, he pulls the speeding high-tension wires down ....

This guy is at the bottom of my front step:



He's wearing a white silk beribboned top and a tutu, because that's what all the fashionable sentries are wearing this year.



(1) I'm afraid those cats are earning a lifetime of bad karma. Seriously - three baby bunnies in one week? What up with all the carnage? On the other hand, my neighbors with a vegetable garden are very appreciative.

Oh, and "beribboned" IS TOO a word, blogger spell-check. Shut up.