I. did. not. see. you.
Yes, I did pull out into traffic in front of you, causing you to have to *gasp* step on your brakes. And yes, guys-who-have-so-many-DWIs-that-they-lost-their-license-and-can-no-longer-drive DO have the right of way over cars.
But I did not see you.
And the reason I did not see you is because you were peddling madly down the wrong side of the street, up on the sidewalk where you are not supposed to be.
I'm sorry I pulled out in front of you, but you know what? When you jumped off your bike and started swearing and screaming and giving me the finger?
You are goddamn lucky I didn't pull a fucking u-ey in traffic and come back and run you over, you fucking fucktard.
Keep that in mind the next time you're pulling a fit, you asshole.