Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Dear dude on the bicycle

I. did. not. see. you.

Yes, I did pull out into traffic in front of you, causing you to have to *gasp* step on your brakes. And yes, guys-who-have-so-many-DWIs-that-they-lost-their-license-and-can-no-longer-drive DO have the right of way over cars.

But I did not see you.

And the reason I did not see you is because you were peddling madly down the wrong side of the street, up on the sidewalk where you are not supposed to be.

I'm sorry I pulled out in front of you, but you know what? When you jumped off your bike and started swearing and screaming and giving me the finger?

You are goddamn lucky I didn't pull a fucking u-ey in traffic and come back and run you over, you fucking fucktard.

Keep that in mind the next time you're pulling a fit, you asshole.


Fish Food said...

Whilst I realise the seriousness of your nearly hitting (?) this cyclist, Al and I can't stop laughing at the thought of you pulling a u-ey and going back to make sure you ran him over.

I'm nearly having to wipe tears from my eyes...

the queen said...

YEAH! YEAH! Run him over!

Bridgett said...

Next time, lean over and get him with the door.

Heather said...

How rude of him to get all up in your face over something he was totalling in the wrong about in the first place!

Yup, run him over!