I Like to Smoke

I smoke cigarettes. And I like it. And I'm not going to quit anytime soon. So take that, you sanctimonious pricks who act like I'm lighting up a crack pipe every time I smoke a cigarette. Fuck all of you! My sister The Insane Bitch (TIB) chain smoked for, like forty years, then quit, and now she's one of those assholes who has a heart attack if anybody lights up within a 100 yard vicinity of her. Keep in mind that when she smoked, she lit up in front of non-smokers all the time, including her husband who does not smoke, and my mother, who lives with her.
I like to smoke. And you know what? Nobody is going to miss me when I die, we all die of something sooner or later, and I LIKE TO SMOKE.
Politically incorrect? You betcha!