Lately they've been upping the ante. There was "Little Rabbit Foo-Foo", or whatever the hell it's called, about a Southern family so language-impaired they had to close-caption it.
Tonight we have "United Bates of America", which appears to be a clone of The Duggars. Now I will be the first to admit, I do love The Duggars, because they're a fascinating mix of sweet, wholesome and batshit insane. I'm afraid that the Bates will just be a pale imitation.
And! Following the Bates tonight, we have "Big Tiny", or whatever the hell IT'S called, about some
Good ol' TLC. Single-handedly providing me with all the abysmal crap TV I could ever want to watch.