First off, I've never been a fan of facial hair. Mustaches just look ... too seventies, and it itches when you kiss. I think some guys just don't like to shave, but hell, I've been shaving my legs for thirty-odd years and it hasn't killed me yet. I do think, though, that there are three main reasons a guy grows a beard.
1. He's a total stone-cold fox and grows a scruffy beard to knock you out with his now-foxier-than-ever self.
2. He's getting bald and is desperate to grow hair someplace, ANYPLACE.
3. He's getting fat and is trying to conceal a double chin.
Sadly, it's almost always 2 or 3, and almost never 1.
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I like a nice soft full beard, hairs at least an inch long, because stubble causes whisker burn. It hurts to walk with whisker burn.
I like a good beard frankly. I loathe goatees and mustaches, but I like a scruffy beard. I guess I don't know about the whole kissing thing because I don't think I've ever kissed a bearded man and Rich can't grow one, so I'll have to leave that to my imagination :-)
Holy shit, Silk!
And Kate, yeah, hot guys just look hotter with a beard. But meh guys just look worse.
Or he has a weak chin.
And Silk? That's the awesomest thing I've heard this month.
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