Okay, okay, I've gotten in trouble for this kind of thing before, but ... check out this link. Check out the last name of the mayor.
Oh, people. If I had that last name ... scratch that, because I WOULD NOT HAVE THAT LAST NAME. As soon as I was old enough, I would change that sonofabitch so fast it would make your head spin.
Because think about it. It's not just her. She is also gifting that little prize onto future generations. Nonononono.
That's just wrong.