....... if you promise not to call Child Protective Services.
Baby's first wine box:
.... and the wine always leads to harder stuff, don'tcha know:
Awwwwwww. Baby's first highball. It's a Manhattan - the kid has good taste.
Members of my family found these pictures either horrifying or hilarious, depending on which way their sense of humor skewed. I think you know which side of the spectrum I fall on.