Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Word

Warning: This post is NOT for the squeamish. If you don't want to hear me talk about my most recent disgusting illness, go somewhere else today!



When you wake up in the middle of the night realizing you've got about .02 nanoseconds to make it to the toilet before disaster ensues, and you spend the rest of the night both pooping your brains out AND puking up evidently everything you've ever eaten in your entire life, at one point throwing up so violently that puke is coming OUT YOUR NOSE, it's a pretty good bet that you're getting a day off from work.

It just won't be an enjoyable day.

6 comments:

inflammatory writ said...

Awww gross dude! I'm sorry you have the dreaded barf flu. :( That's the worst. The good news is that these viruses usually don't last too long. Get some Gatorade and hang in there.

rockygrace said...

Thankfully, I'm feeling a little better now, and I'd like to just erase those hours from my mind. I've never been that violently ill in my life. Bleerrch.

kitkat said...

Oh no! I hope you've made a full recovery by now. That's just the worst.

rockygrace said...

Well, I guess I'd better get well QUICK, because the closing's at 4 today, and I'm still a little queasy. *urp*

Exador said...

This always happens as soon as you buy a house. What? Nobody told you?

Get better, kiddo.

rockygrace said...

Any more home-buying tips I should know about, Ex? I could use the help right about now.