Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Holy shit I've accidently hit the motherlode of entertainment

For whatever reason (don't ask), I was wandering around on ebay this morning and decided to do a search for "Christian art".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA YOU GUYS!!!! This shit is un-be-liev-a-ble. My apologies to all you religious peeps out there, but seriously, check this shit out:

Watch out, kiddo! That GIANT BIRD is about to poop on your head!

And then there's this one:

All I could think of when I saw that image was that movie, that one with Sylvester Stallone in it, what the hell was it ......... Cliffhanger! Where he's out on the rope thingie trying to rescue a stranded climber and just as Stallone gets to him/her (don't remember), he/she slips off the damn rope and Stallone grabs his/her arm but he/she can't hang on and slips to his/her death and that's pretty much why I'm now terrified of heights. The end.

Oh but wait! There's more!

Yep, there's cool moe J, out for a little stroll ....... ON THE OCEAN! And look at the look on his face! He's all, like, "I am coming to KICK. YOUR. ASS."

Oh my Gah you guys, this is just too damn easy. I WILL NEVER HAVE TO STRUGGLE FOR BLOG FODDER AGAIN! I mean, not like I ever did in the first place, but still ..... easy pickins, rightcheer!

Oh, and I still want to know how much you pay for garbage service - do tell!


Exador said...

Nothing can compare to the Jesus Inspirational Sports Statues. My favorite is the martial arts one: Kickass for Jesus!

rockygrace said...

Where the heck do you come up with this stuff, Ex?!