... but let me tell you about the lunch I had yesterday.
Mom and I went to a local diner. Mom had an omelet and hash browns, and I had the "country skillet", which consisted of a plate of hash browns and sausage links, covered with shredded cheese and sausage gravy, with eggs on top and gigantic biscuits on the side.
And it was SO GOOD. Oh my GOD, that was good. I have NO IDEA how many calories were in that sucker (two thousand? three thousand?), but it was worth it.
So THAT'S why I can't do the plank pose. HA! I DON'T CARE. More sausage gravy, please ...