Blacktop Watch: Day It Takes a God Damn Natural Disaster to Get the Neighbor Off of My Driveway

On Thursday, after the floodwaters receded, I came back home to this very, very welcome sight:

That's my neighbor's driveway. WITH THEIR CARS IN IT.

Evidently it takes a flood to get this guy out of my driveway.

I'm not even going to get started right now on how I got home to discover they were emptying the floodwater from their basement into MY backyard. I am swamped (ha!) here at work, after losing most of last week. Talk to you soon!