First off: This post actually contains an image that may be, kinda, sorta, NSFW (not safe for work), so use caution if your boss is standing over your shoulder.
Question: What is this?:
No! Wait! It's not what you think it is!
Take a look inside:
It's the Virgin Mary! Standing on a globe! In a ...... dildo? What the .......? That is just so wrong.
God, I love the flea market.
Oh! Oh! Does anybody besides me remember the very first Waltons movie, The Homecoming, where they're having a Christmas pageant, and all the little church kids are singing "Hey, Mary, whatchoo gonna name that pretty little baby?" That's all I can think of when I look at this little tchotchke, except I'm thinking, "Hey, Mary, whatchoo gonna name that pretty little dildo?"