I've noticed an alarming trend lately: Women wearing stripper shoes out and about. I saw a woman at CrapMart the other day wearing shoes very similar to these:
And my first thought was, "Really? You really wear your S&M shoes to run errands?"
I couldn't help but notice that she was having a hard time actually, you know, walking, what with the four-inch stiletto heels and all. Not very practical when you're just dashing in to pick up some toilet paper and dog food.
And then I noticed more women, out and about, proudly tottering through the grocery store and the RiteAid in their stripper shoes.
And I mean, it's a free country and all, but is this really some new trend? Because it kind of scares me. For one thing, I cannot effectively walk in anything taller than about a two-and-a-half inch heel. For another thing, I think these shoes are just ....... well ....... a little inappropriate for daytime wear. If you know what I mean.
What's that? Why yes, yes, I am a kabillion years old. Thanks for asking!