One of my co-workers just informed me that the Boss had taken a soda of mine out of the communal fridge, taken a SWIG out of it (*shudder*), and put it back in the fridge.
At first I grabbed the soda and tossed it, but the co-worker said, "No! Leave him a note!" So, ala passiveaggressivenotes.com, I wrote a note saying, "This WAS my soda, jerk!!", taped it to the soda, and stuck the soda back in the fridge. Then ANOTHER co-worker said, "You should put something IN the soda - something gross - and stick it back in the fridge without a note."
We all laughed until we cried, because REALLY, what kind of a JERK takes a swig out of someone else's SODA?
Then I poured about a half a cup of salt into the soda and put it back in the fridge.
I was kind of wishing I had some battery acid or something, but then I'd be out of a job. And in jail.