Dear Federal Government:
Unlike all those predatory lending agencies and related firms who are discovering that maybe giving out all those NINA (no income, no assets) mortgages wasn't the best idea in the world and are now crying bailout, I have actually been very fiscally responsible. However, rising fuel and heating prices mean that soon I may be having trouble making ends meet.
Unlike AIG, I do not find myself $85 billion in debt. I am not in debt at all, but I may be in the future, so just send me a couple mil and we'll call it good, okay?
Kthnxbai!
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