Last Friday, one of my headlights cut out. Forty dollars later, I was good to go.
On Saturday, I got rear-ended in traffic.
CUT IT OUT, car gods. I'm not in the mood for this right now.
I have a leaky water heater. My front door needs to be replaced. When my washing machine drains, so does my toilet. There are about NINE MILLION THINGS that need fixing around my place. I do not need car problems right now.
Car gods, I JUST SPENT four hundred bucks to fix the radiator hoses. Followed by three hundred bucks to fix the brakes.
I HAVE PAID MY CAR GOD DUES. Leave me alone now.
Please? Thank you.