I called the garage this morning. I did not swear, or rant, or rave. I laughed.
I think they've driven me insane.
I am currently tooling around in a 2007 Saturn, which is better than the old Malibu I had last time, and MUCH better than the 1992 Buick I was originally given. Although honestly I didn't know they were even still MAKING Saturns in 2007.
Eventually, I will have driven every car they have.
I spent a good deal of time with a mechanic this morning, explaining, IN GREAT DETAIL, where the car was dripping fluid and how much it was going through and how I could SMELL the antifreeze whenever I stopped the car and blahblahblah and I did not react with FURIOUS ANGER even though I really wanted to.
I save that for here.
And I promise there will be no more car talk. I am starting to lose sleep over this whole thing, and while there are a lot of things that are worth losing sleep over, a 2008 Kia is not one of them. I told the garage that I'll buy a case of beer for whoever finds the leak, and I'm leaving it at that.
So! Seen any good movies lately?