... I just got WANDED at the flippin' County CLERK'S office because I had a couple of pennies in my pocket!
It was bad enough that FIRST they had to search my PURSE, which ... what was that old game show? The one where the host would go into the audience and whoever could pull, like, a pen, a pack of gum, and a ferret out of their purse the fastest would win a prize? Remember that show?
I would have won EVERY TIME. Because everything in the FREE WORLD ends up in my purse.
The purse that they searched this morning.
And then! And then! I have to walk through the screening thing, and it's all
MEEP MEEP MEEP
and then the wand came out, and all these LAWYERS and COPS and shit are walking by because it's the County office building, and there's little old me, getting the flipping WAND in front of God and everybody.
Dudes, it's only ten a.m. This does not bode well for my day.