Wednesday, March 16, 2011

You GUYS ...

... I just got WANDED at the flippin' County CLERK'S office because I had a couple of pennies in my pocket!

It was bad enough that FIRST they had to search my PURSE, which ... what was that old game show? The one where the host would go into the audience and whoever could pull, like, a pen, a pack of gum, and a ferret out of their purse the fastest would win a prize? Remember that show?

I would have won EVERY TIME. Because everything in the FREE WORLD ends up in my purse.

The purse that they searched this morning.

And then! And then! I have to walk through the screening thing, and it's all


and then the wand came out, and all these LAWYERS and COPS and shit are walking by because it's the County office building, and there's little old me, getting the flipping WAND in front of God and everybody.

Dudes, it's only ten a.m. This does not bode well for my day.


rockygrace said...

Oh, and lest you think I was there to, like, get my car out of impound or something, no, no, I was there to change the address on my Notary license. Which I forgot to do when I moved, A YEAR AND A HALF AGO, so technically this is all MY fault. I guess.

But still. The wand was a tad EXCESSIVE, is what I'm sayin'.

Badass Nature Girl said...

Sorry, but my mind turned to dirty things at first when I read that you got wanded, but then it all became clear as I read on. Sheesh. I'm a creep.

Sorry to hear about the rough morning, I hope it gets better for you!

rockygrace said...

"Dirty things"? Holy crap, BNG, do not make this worse than it already is.

Badass Nature Girl said...

Hanging my head in shame. Trust me, I felt like a complete drip once I realized where you were and what you were talking about.

rockygrace said...

Haha, it's okay, BNG. Just get your mind out of the gutter, for Pete's sake. :) KIDDING

Badass Nature Girl said...

:o) it must be the Spring air or sumthin'. tee-hee