Thinking about Stabby, the Homicidal Christmas Tree, got me thinking about the word "stabby", which pretty much describes some of us this time of year. So I came up with the following song, sung to the tune of "Have a Holly, Jolly Christmas":
Have a stabby, jabby Christmas
It's the worst time of the year
I don't know
If there'll be woe
But I'm sure woe is near
Have a stabby, jabby Christmas
As you're driving through the sleet
Say, "Hell, no,
I just won't go
To one more meet-and-greet."
Uh, oh, I broke my toe
Struggling with the tree
At least nobody's sick
Wait - was that a sneeze?
Have a stabby, jabby Christmas
Better drink a ton of beer
Oh, be crabby
Have a stabby, jabby Christmas this year!
Thankyou. Thankyouverymuch.
But wait! I've got more ......
Said the night fart to the little lamb,
Do you smell what I smell?
Bringing tears to eyes, little lamb,
Do you smell what I smell?
I guess I'm still stuck in sixth grade .......
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I sang the little lamb song to my daughter and she thought it was the funniest thing ever. Fourth grade fart humor is Da Bomb.
There's nothing like making kids laugh, is there?
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