........ um, guys? L'il snowflakes? You can stop now. You've worked hard all morning, and you've already laid down several inches of the white stuff, so it's okay to knock off and call it a day.
....... what? WHAT?! Whaddaya mean, SIX TO TWELVE INCHES?! You say your contract calls for six to twelve today? Come on, we all know that the maximum required output is half of the minimum forecast, and you've already put down at least three, so it's time to quit! I mean it!
....... what? You say you're going to start snowing harder?! You say you're trying to improve your job performance? And you're gonna do it again on Sunday?
Guys, this isn't funny anymore! Knock it off! STOP SNOWING!
Snowflakes. They never listen.
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I just came in from a walk (why work when you can walk in fresh snow?). We're getting about an inch an hour. It was fascinating to watch them (whoever "them" are) extricate the semi that was stuck on our hill and had traffic gridlocked in all directions.
I'm supposed to drive over to Bridgett's neck of the woods tomorrow, but somehow I don't see that happening if this keeps up.
Get safely home, Rocky.
And I have to try to fly out Monday morning. Today is pretty. Monday is stressing me out.
Less than 24 hours back on the grid after 7 days of flashlights and candles and - you know the rest, and now this. Bet we get more than you do!
Oh, and I got your Christmas card! LOVE it!!!!
Listie, the snow here (if you're going to the archives) is about 8 inches deep. Luckily, it's on the main drag so the city will plow it out. Our street may stay clogged until May.
We're driving south on Monday...I hope it's done before that.
I am right there with ya-it's been going on ALL DAY, and we're not used to it here!
Sounds like we're all in the same boat!
And Kerri, I'm so glad you FINALLY got your power back!
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