From the "Free" section of our local newspaper's classified ads:
"ADULT MALE to good country home. Call Chris (insert phone # here) after 4 p.m."
I wonder if Chris is trying a unique approach to house-hunting. Or maybe Chris is a woman, and she's trying to get rid of a pain-in-the-ass husband/boyfriend? Whoever Chris is, I'll bet (s)he's gotten some interesting phone calls - the ad's been in the paper for over a week now.