Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Somebody Actually Went Ahead And Did It (Part II) . . . .

...... named their kid "Richard Wadsworth", that is. I know, because "Richard Wadsworth" was in the newspaper obituaries this morning.

What's wrong with that name, you ask? Well, "Richard" would probably be nicknamed "Dick", meaning this guy went through his life as "Dick Wadsworth". Maybe I need to get my mind out of the gutter, but that's a classic porn name if I ever heard one.

I can only hope that this is what is on his tombstone: "It's RICHARD, damnit!"

4 comments:

Jennifer said...

I used to work with a guy named Richard Head - LOL!

Rockycat said...

Oh, you've got to be kidding!

MyStarbucks said...

I've got one better. Someone, my old neighbor is totally named Richard Head. I kid you not! So you know what that means. Dick Head. Can you imagine??? What were his parents thinking?

kim said...

I guess this means that someone did it twice, because that's my father's name and he's still alive.

What makes it even weirder is, one of the reasons he prefers going by "Dick" is that my mother's name is..."Jane." Seriously.