...... named their kid "Richard Wadsworth", that is. I know, because "Richard Wadsworth" was in the newspaper obituaries this morning.
What's wrong with that name, you ask? Well, "Richard" would probably be nicknamed "Dick", meaning this guy went through his life as "Dick Wadsworth". Maybe I need to get my mind out of the gutter, but that's a classic porn name if I ever heard one.
I can only hope that this is what is on his tombstone: "It's RICHARD, damnit!"