Tuesday, October 09, 2007


Dear Buffalo Bills:

I've had it. It's over. You intercepted Tony Romo five times last night, and you still couldn't win the game!? You allowed nine points in the last twenty seconds - I'm sorry, but come on- there's no excuse for that kind of behavior.

Sure, you beat the Jets last week, but let's face it - anybody could beat the Jets at this point.

I've been patient. I've stuck by you for years, but my patience has its limits. You used to be a good team. You used to be a very good team. I'm not sure what happened, but something changed. You've had one winning season out of the last seven. You went to the Super Bowl four times in the early nineties, and lost every single time.

It's not you. It's me. At this point in my life, I really feel that I need to root for a team who actually has a chance of winning a game occasionally. I gave you many years of support, and now I feel that it's time to move on.

So, good luck. I sincerely wish the best for you. I'm sure many of your other fans will stick by you, for year after year after year of disappointment and dashed hopes. I just can't do it anymore.

Yours truly,


Hellooooo, Patriots.


Kerri said...

We always welcome new fans! Cheer on the Patriots instead!

Rockycat said...

Sounds like a plan!