Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Chicken Tales

This is what happens when they get bored with frogs. I am trying very hard not to imagine this scenario right now. Of course, we all know they're going to grow up to become serial killers.

In other chicken news, I was reading the Real Estate section of the newspaper the other day, and one home-for-sale ad read "Carefully crafted" blah blah blah, "gazebo", blah blah blah, "matching chicken coup".

Huh? A chicken coup? Is that a car for the chickens? Oh, wait, no, "coupe" has an "e" on the end. Or did the chickens stage an overthrow of the property? Perhaps in protest at their brethren getting blown up with fireworks? If so, it hasn't made the local news yet.

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