Wednesday, December 30, 2015

The Apartment Files: The Naked Neighbor, Part II


Okay!  So!  I was telling you about my neighbor, who I found sitting on the back porch naked one night.

Weeks after that, I got a phone bill that was HUUUUUUUGE.  And it had all these calls on it to a 900 number.  I was mystified, because I never call 900 numbers.  Curious, I dialed the number, and

it was a phone sex line.

A PHONE SEX LINE.

I looked at the times of the calls, and it was all times when I was at work.

and then I remembered the lock on the hall door.

There was a door, at the end of my hallway, which opened into the building's mechanical room.  The apartment next to mine also had a door that opened into that room.  A while back, I had noticed that the hardware surrounding the lock on the door in my hallway was loose.  Almost as if someone had removed it, and then replaced it in a hurry.

You know where this is going, RIGHT?

COREY.

COREY had BROKEN INTO MY APARTMENT through the mechanical room while I was at work and used MY PHONE to call PHONE SEX LINES.  REPEATEDLY.

Well.

The first thing I did was call a locksmith.  Then I called the police.  Then I called the landlord.

and THEN ...



Okay, guys, you'll just have to wait to hear what happened next, because this thing is WAY too long already, again.  Stay tuned ...





4 comments:

James P. said...

Woman, you're drivin' everyone nuts here......with the bits and pieces of the story at a time.

Tails from the Foster Kittens said...

then what?? then what/!?!

spiffikins said...

SO either this guy thought you would NOT NOTICE the huge phone bill and would just pay it, OR he thought 'this is a lady who is someone who uses phone sex lines, my calls will just mix right in with her own and she won't be able to tell the difference' ?

I can't wait to hear more!

rockygrace said...



haha stayed tuned, guys.

and spiff, yeah, I was a demon with the sex lines. HA. It helps to remember that this was back in the day before internet porn, when phone sex lines were actually a thing. That some people used. NOT ME. :)