Wednesday, December 30, 2015
The Apartment Files: The Naked Neighbor, Part II
Okay! So! I was telling you about my neighbor, who I found sitting on the back porch naked one night.
Weeks after that, I got a phone bill that was HUUUUUUUGE. And it had all these calls on it to a 900 number. I was mystified, because I never call 900 numbers. Curious, I dialed the number, and
it was a phone sex line.
A PHONE SEX LINE.
I looked at the times of the calls, and it was all times when I was at work.
and then I remembered the lock on the hall door.
There was a door, at the end of my hallway, which opened into the building's mechanical room. The apartment next to mine also had a door that opened into that room. A while back, I had noticed that the hardware surrounding the lock on the door in my hallway was loose. Almost as if someone had removed it, and then replaced it in a hurry.
You know where this is going, RIGHT?
COREY had BROKEN INTO MY APARTMENT through the mechanical room while I was at work and used MY PHONE to call PHONE SEX LINES. REPEATEDLY.
The first thing I did was call a locksmith. Then I called the police. Then I called the landlord.
and THEN ...
Okay, guys, you'll just have to wait to hear what happened next, because this thing is WAY too long already, again. Stay tuned ...