Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Misguided Product Review
(Yes, Zella, I AM working on your dastardly challenge. I should be done ... sometime. Maybe tomorrow.)
Okay, time for an entry in the "Dubious Products" division:
"Vaseline Spray & Go Moisturizer"
Yeah, I can see how this made it into the marketplace. The ads show a woman aiming the moisturizer spray squarely between her shoulder blades, the one area we dry-skinned women have the hardest area reaching.
But. When I put on my moisturizer, it's first thing in the morning, right after I towel off from the shower. And I'm really not awake yet then. So I can totally see myself mis-aiming a squirt and hitting the back of my hair, or even worse, the floor, so that I would then slip and fall and sue Vaseline for a million dollars ...
... oh wait ... did I call this a misguided product? I was just kidding. Vaseline, send me a case right now, okay?