Doo doo doo! Here I am, just minding mai own business in mai awesome box. Gosh, I sure do love dis box!:
Oh no! An intruder! And I think he wants to steal mai box!:
Dis gon be good:
Halp! Halp! He is tryin to steal mai box!!
I will FIGHT to keep mai awesome box!:
BIF! BAM! POW!
heh heh heh dis MAI box now:
Oh no! It's MAMA!:
Yes, it's Mama. And the battle ended, not with a bang, but with a BATH.
And thus it was over; the epic 2016 Battle of the Box. Its story will long be told, in hushed tones over cans of toona, of how the valiant Pistol Pete fought to keep his box, how Bam Bam defeated him in battle and claimed the box as his own, and how Mama stepped in and ruined the whole thing with a lousy BATH. *sigh* An awesome tale, indeed.