Tuesday, August 18, 2015
The plot thickens
So, I found out who it was who wrote me the anonymous nasty-gram about my cats. It was the wife of this guy:
Yep, the same people who dump all their lawn crap IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD PARK are the ones complaining about my cats being on their property.
The irony, it is rich.
At least this morning, she had the nuts to talk to me face to face about it instead of sending me another nasty note, I'll give her that. She rattled off a long list of things my cats had supposedly done (ripped up her plants, sprayed her siding, destroyed a solar light (!), knocked over her birdfeeders (um, okay), and I expressed mystification, seeing as how my cats have never done ONE DAMN THING to MY property.
But! I kept calm. I offered to pay for any damage that she was sure had been inflicted by one of MY cats, as opposed to the nine billion OTHER cats in the neighborhood, as long as she could show me a receipt for the cost, and I started the pot by giving her forty bucks.
Forty bucks! She got a lot nicer after that.
So then I facebook-stalked her (OH YES I DID) when I got to work, and there she is on facebook, complaining about all the GROUNDHOGS in her yard.
So ... is it my cats? Or is the GROUNDHOGS causing the problems that she's blaming on my cats?
Oh, I think I know which one it is ...
Dear neighbors: I hate you.
AND STOP DUMPING YOUR SH*T IN THE DAMN PARK. Christ.