These are all from the "Pets" section.
1. "A bit skid-dish, but lovable as well. I do not know why he is skid-dish"
It's "skittish", you dipshit. "Skittish". Jeezus Christ.
2. "They do have flea's"
They have flea's what? His guitar? His amp?
3. "Free long hair oragan tabby cat"
I have no idea what an "oragan" is.
From the same ad:
"litter trained not fixed but doesnt spay"
Your cat does not perform spays? That's a pity, because you could make a ton of money if he did.
4. Im sad i have to do this because hes a very loveing kitty im going to miss him but im pregnant and i think getting rid of him is my best option hes about a year old supper friendly loves to cuddle at night hes also funny he will sit with u watch movies and eat pop corn and chips with you he loves them...ive only let him 2 times because i dont want him to get sick but the vet said it was ok for him so i did....not the point anywho im going to be giving him away for free please be kind and treat him good i gave him away to a family and they where mean to him so i took him back just hopeing he goes to a great home this time...
Okay. A. Obviously no one has ever been pregnant and had a pet at same time. Moron.
B. The fact that anyone with grammar, punctuation and spelling problems of this magnitude is pregnant makes me feel sorry for the kid.
5. I am a college student that is moving into student houseing and I unfortunetly can not take my dog with me. He is a five year old pure bread pekingese, with gold hair. He is looking for a good home and a paitent owner who is familure with this breed. Cantact me if interested.
College student? Really?
I swear, Craigslist makes me lose faith in humanity.