and you guys are all, like, "my GOD, she really IS crazy."
You know what this reminds me of? When I was a kid, one wall of the dining room in the house I grew up in was wallpapered with a mural of a tree. I guess that was, like, the thing to do back in the fifties when the house was built.
But ANYWAY, when I was little, I had a little mutt of a dog, Rufus*, who would - you guessed it - pee on the wall, because he thought it was a REAL tree.
That is why I prefer cats. Cats would NEVER make a mistake like that.
*Yes, I named a dog-in-real-life after a stuffed dog. Go figure.