And the award for most alarming mother-daughter display of camel toe goes to:
"Temptress" and her mom on last night's American Idol! At least, I think her name was "Temptress". I'm trying to block the whole thing out of my head, actually.
Seriously, did anyone besides me catch that?! I can't even believe they showed that on network TV! I may be scarred for life.
And I'm not entirely convinced that "Temptress" is even a woman. She looked suspiciously like a guy in drag. A really, really ugly guy. And I kind of doubt that "Temptress" is her real name. Why on earth would you name your child "Temptress?" And the irony is really acute in this particular situation, since the woman (if she is a woman) is butt-effin'-ugly. Oh, and the horrible wig was not helping matters any.
But still, it's the camel toe I can't get over. (Shudder.)