Thursday, September 20, 2007

Product Review - Buffalo Bills

The Bills suck. Again. Moments of brilliance, followed by punts. Because they are PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO MOVE THE BALL DOWN THE FIELD.

News flash, Bills. In order to get a first down, you need only advance the football ten yards. And you get FOUR TRIES TO DO IT. SO DO IT ALREADY, WILL YOU???


Oh, and by the way? When you get within ten yards of the end zone, IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU COULD ACTUALLY SCORE A TOUCHDOWN ONCE IN A WHILE. I'm just sayin'.

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