Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Book Review - Les Miserables

Spoiler alert! If you are currently reading this book, or plan to read this book, do not scroll down any further! (Um, I know, I am probably the only person my age in the world who has not yet read this book, but, um, whatever.)

I really enjoyed this book, except for one thing - the ending. I mean, COME ON, Jean ValJean suffers his entire life and, in the end, DIES? Oh, HELL NO. He should have recovered from his illness, throttled Cosette and Marius, taken the money, and lived the rest of his life in some beautiful beach resort town. I mean, can't you just imagine Jean ValJean in a swimsuit, lounging on a beach chair, sipping a Mai Tai? Ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahaha.

Seriously, Jean Valjean should have lived long enough to at least enjoy himself FOR ONCE IN HIS DAMN LIFE, and Cosette and Marius should have died. Because they were twits.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Haven't read it, but that's fine - I never really fancied it. And now I don't need to! I know what happens!