Hmmm, let's see what's on tv tonight:
NBC - "Age of Love" - Various skanky young things/older women compete for the attentions of an aging tennis star.
ABC - "Wife Swap" (self-explanatory), followed by "Six Degrees of Martina McBride" - Various singers try to get a record deal.
Fox - "Hell's Kitchen" - Various chefs compete for a job while being viciously berated/humiliated by the head chef.
VH1 - "Rock of Love with Bret Michaels" - Various skanky young things compete for the affections of a washed-up former rock star.
OK, let's try the classier channels, then.
Discovery - "Great White Shark Uncaged" -Self-explanatory.
Bravo - "Kathy Griffin Show" - Washed-up, never-was comedienne tries desperately to make it onto the A-list by, among other things, hosting a gay-porn awards show.
History - "Modern Marvels: Sticky Stuff" - About duct tape and scotch tape. Probably involves no skanky young things, but does have the potential to bore me to death.
Sigh. Luckily, I am reading a fairly good book right now - "The Rapture of Canaan" by Sheri Reynolds. Unfortunately, I will finish it long before bedtime tonight. Time for a trip to the library!