"Uh-uh. No way. There is NO WAY I'm washing the dishes again tonight. I did 'em LAST NIGHT. It's YOUR TURN."
Am I the only one who finds that dirty dishes seem to multiply in my sink? I mean, I live alone, how many dishes can I get dirty? And the silverware! Where does all that dirty silverware come from? Frankly, I am not adverse to occasionally re-using a spoon or a fork. I know, I KNOW, but still, I figure that any germs in the place are mine, so who cares if a spoon occasionally gets, um, recycled out of the sink before it actually gets officially washed? So where is all this dirty silverware coming from?
There ya go. Confessions of a slovenly housekeeper.