They're Heaven Sent! (As always, you can click on the pics to embiggen. And please to ignore the heavy coating of dust on these boxes; it's not like I'm gonna break out the Pledge on these any time soon.)
If Antiques Roadshow ever starts up a Resin-Pieces-Of-Crap Division, I'm gonna be rich:
This dude does not look happy about having to carry around that little diorama between his antlers:
Oh, and check out the "welcome" chevron on his chest! Look at his eyes and his bulked-out neck muscles; he's all, "welcome, motherf*ckers. Come on in; I dare ya." It's like Bambi on steroids, resin version.
Seriously, that last one is so hilariously bad that I thought long and hard about actually hanging it on my front door.
"Welcome. Come right on in so I can impale you against the wall with my antlers."
Shit. Maybe I'll go ahead and do it.