Friday, September 10, 2010

Freaky Friday - Heaven Sent Edition

Among the many boxes of crap the previous owner of my house oh so thoughtfully left in the attic for me to clean out were these artistic masterpieces:

They're Heaven Sent! (As always, you can click on the pics to embiggen. And please to ignore the heavy coating of dust on these boxes; it's not like I'm gonna break out the Pledge on these any time soon.)

If Antiques Roadshow ever starts up a Resin-Pieces-Of-Crap Division, I'm gonna be rich:

This dude does not look happy about having to carry around that little diorama between his antlers:

Oh, and check out the "welcome" chevron on his chest! Look at his eyes and his bulked-out neck muscles; he's all, "welcome, motherf*ckers. Come on in; I dare ya." It's like Bambi on steroids, resin version.

Seriously, that last one is so hilariously bad that I thought long and hard about actually hanging it on my front door.

"Welcome. Come right on in so I can impale you against the wall with my antlers."

Shit. Maybe I'll go ahead and do it.


Badass Nature Girl said...

LMAO, I love reading your posts! Thanks for the laugh and I'm feeling a bit better, so the laugh didn't send me into a coughing fit this time :o)

Anonymous said...

I dunno, I think the diorama looks a little bit like a beehive hairdo. That could make it a little more welcoming.

rockygrace said...

You know what's REALLY weird? Every time I look at that "Heaven Sent" logo, that old disco song, "Heaven Knows" starts playing in my mind. "Heaven knows, it's not the way it should be, and Heaven knows, it's not the way it could be, and DON'T YOU KNOOOWWWWWW....."


Fish Food said...

I would be tempted to put them both on the front door. Oh yes.