So, I was watching "The Hangover"* over the weekend, which was an okay movie, until it got to what I call "the deal-breaker".
Namely, Mike Tyson.
There are certain people whom I will not watch. Not in a movie, not on a talk show, not in a cameo appearance, notnotnot. When they appear, I change the channel, 'cause they're deal-breakers for me. I'm not buyin' what they're sellin'.
Mike Tyson is one of them. Any man who beats the shit out of women is not someone I will allow to entertain me.
Oh, it's not just the wife-beaters. See also: Woody Allen (pedophile, in spirit if not technically), Mel Gibson (misogynistic anti-Semite), Tom Cruise (just too damn strange), and I'm sure I can think of a few others if you give me a minute ...
... Renee Zellwegger! I don't know what the hell is wrong with her face, but I'm not watchin' it. Jeezus.
How about you? Any deal-breakers?
*which, come on, that baby never needed a diaper change? Not even once? I'm not buyin' it.