Dead Ted Head

Here is Dead Ted Head after his roadside rescue - check out all the dirt wafting onto the table!

Here is Dead Ted Head getting a bath:

Here is Dead Ted Head after his bath. This photo shows his good side: He is missing an eye on the other side. And yes, that is an upside-down bottle of ketchup behind him, stuck in a beer cooler! Cause I am nothing if not classy.

I was talking to my sister Texas about Dead Ted Head last night, and she was quite insistent that I go back and get the rest of his body. Which is in the roadway across from the offices of a company that we do business with. Sigh. I don't know if I am up for another dose of humiliation quite so soon after yesterday's rescue.

UPDATE: Well, I did it. At lunchtime I went and scooped up the rest of Ted from the side of the road. I sincerely hope no one saw me. Because pulling your car over in the same spot two days in a row so you can grab teddy bear pieces from the road? Is not normal.